February 2012
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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Last night I eschewed hitting up town for staying in and playing video games with my flatmate. Clearly I have the student lifestyle down.
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“I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through...”
– Pablo Neruda. (via pinatasmashing)
Ok I just looked back through my posts from the last few days
and jesus fuck the quality has tumbled downhill what with the oscars and my crazed ramblings on jean dujardin’s ridiculous face and so on and so forth
but I shall be resuming normal programming immediately now that we’re all moved into the new house (!!!!)
it’s fucking freezing, but I guess that means I’ll be...
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BON IVER BON IVER BON IVER
Ok so I just got home from the Bon Iver concert and I’m just… speechless, literally speechless
I have never ever been moved by music in that way before
I spent most of the show in tears like a 14 year old fan girl which has never happened to me
It was the most amazingly, heartrendingly beautiful moment of my young life so far, with no exaggeration
SO SO SO beautiful
I just cannot...
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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thechosenjuan:
Frankly, you should all be happy that the winner for Best Picture wasn’t:
A movie that reinforces negative stereotypes about African Americans
A movie that exploits 9/11 while ruining an excellent novel
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mygayboyfriend:
“it’s 2012, people. not everyone is racist.”
“i’m color blind. i don’t see race. i don’t get why it’s such a big deal.”
“stop being so sensitive. it was just a joke.”
“stop playing the race card.”
“stop making everything about race.”
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“HER? AGAIN?”
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
AND MERYL
M E R Y L
THANK YOU UNIVERSE
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ACADAMY AWARD WINNER JEAN DUJARDIN
joanieholloway:
yo jean if you wanna kiss i’d be down
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paulsofine69:
envyadams
ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BRET MCKENZIE
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“You’re only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my...”
– Christopher Plummer (via wickedstepmother)
help
too much Jean/Robert
can’t
breathe
h e l p
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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you know
as long as Jean wins (or Gary)
I’ll be content
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Getting internet in the new house set up just in time for the Oscars = priceless. Time to sit back, relax, and watch the liveblogging unfold.